September 27, 2006

The Rebel Alliance

As the search for a new president continues, our campus has unified in ways no one ever dreamed possible. This new unity is in opposition to the Johnson County Community College Board of Trustees and in favor of Larry Tyree, interim president.
Several members of the campus have posted their support for Tyree on a blog. One staff member is also keeping a list of everyone who has signed an e-mail petition.
A hard copy petition is also being circulated but its not housed in any certain office -- which is probably a good idea because Darth Perilla and her Perilla-troopers would raid it while trying to locate the hidden rebel base.